Pretty.Young.Things

Starbucks Secret Menu : Heart Attack in a Take Away Cup

2011-06-07T10:35:00.000-07:00

This is probably the most fattening drinks ever.

H&M shoot in Cuixmala : "A Life in Style"

2011-06-07T07:41:00.000-07:00

Go glamorous with flowing dresses, metallic accessories and sexy swimwear. This summer’s hot poolside fashion comes with a movie star attitude.

All clothes by H&M

Photos: Cédric Buchet
Styling: Ludivine Poiblanc
Model: Alla Kostromichova
Hair: Diego Da Silva
Make Up: Kaoru Okubo

http://www.hm.com/us/life

I am VERY proud to say that the BEAUTIFUL location where this shoot occured
is what I call HOME!

Brilliant Quote, Brilliant Man

2011-06-03T00:13:00.001-07:00

"The 60′s were a leap in human consciousness. Mahatma Gandhi, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Che Guevara, Mother Teresa, they led a revolution of conscience. The Beatles, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix created revolution and evolution themes. The music was like Dalí, with many colors and revolutionary ways. The youth of today must go there to find themselves."
— Carlos Santana

Gossip Girl VS 90210

2011-06-01T03:31:00.001-07:00

GOSSIP GIRL vs 90210

it has come to my attention watching the last few episodes of GG season 4 that 90210 was pretty much copied. The whole 'cousin'/single white female/pregnancy storyline was very much the same. Except 90210's third season ended before Gossip Girl, therefore it may look 'copied'.
Although they were probably filmed at the same time... its a bit of a coincidence that all these themes re-appear in both shows and it severely annoyed me.

90210
Here i present to you Cousin Emily
- she tried to copy and takeover Annies life
I hate these innocent country girls who become psychos.
Her and her damned baby voice and doe eyes.
She infuriated me, which made this season soooo good!
90210 has seriously upped their game!
Even though i find their lives really unbelievable!
and I am so happy adriana that loca is out of the picture.
FINALLY!
Shocker Naomi being knocked up....a scheme to stay with her boyfriend? or she's actually preggo?
I think she might actually be baking a baby in her mini flat oven of a stomach, as the whole fake pregnancy was already done with Dixon in the 2nd season.

Meet cousin Charlie
- She was also trying to become one of the main protagonists, Serena.
I wonder how both tv shows got the same idea at once?
Gossip Girl is very disapointing for me....they are all 20 years old and act like 60 year olds.
Seriously, Blair, engaged? Puh-leaseee! that would NEVER happen to anyone
and how dare she claim shes in love? she met him once and he proposed by their 3rd date. SOOOOOO unrealistic, its pisses me off.
Thank god vanessa and jenny were out the picture
although i must admit i miss dear old evil jenny
(i miss looking at Taylor Momsen and vomiting all over myself in anger)
It was really exaggerated...
And for once i didnt hate serena, except i do think she needs a kick in the face in most episodes for being a bland boring self obsessed bitch but i will live...
WAIT NO! that stunning nose should NOT be damaged... she probably paid a fortune for it... well she can afford it so i will kick her in the face so she will look less zombie like...
most boring tv actress ever!
I did enjoy the twist at the end with the 'cousin'
that was well done!
All those women are insane!

Anyways, in the end i think 90210 WINS
it was a 100% better than GG
and the characters actually have lives and other friends
whereas in GG they do boring shit by themselves all the time....

Star Wars Crayon

2011-05-21T22:43:00.001-07:00

AWESOME

Ben Heine

2011-05-21T22:28:00.000-07:00

This wonderful work has done by a very talented Belgian painter, illustrator, portraitist, caricaturist and photographer Ben Haine.
ITS SO COOL!

nevermind

2011-05-21T22:17:00.000-07:00

He was the kid on the nevermind nirvana album cover.
I was born to this album while my mother was giving birth
my dad thought it would be a calming cd because of the baby on the cover
i think his nerves made him forget who the band was

2011-05-21T22:14:00.001-07:00

Twins!

2011-05-21T05:59:00.000-07:00

It has come to my attention that Gossip Girl's Jessica Szohr and Real Housewives of
New Jersey's Teresa Giudice look exactly the same.

Maybe sisters with a 10 year age gap.
I know Jessica is mixed raced or something and that Teresa is a guidette Jersey mama, but to me they are both very very tacky.

Trippy

2011-05-20T22:11:00.001-07:00

I want her hair

2011-05-20T22:09:00.000-07:00

I know this hair is super trendy at the moment but damn it looks fit.

Brilliant

2011-05-20T22:03:00.000-07:00

I HOWLED THIS IS AMAZING

2011-05-19T05:30:00.001-07:00

Will Heard Music

2011-05-10T16:02:00.000-07:00

I wanted to make a post about my friend Will Heard who is a really talented musician and photographer.
He has a beautiful voice!
We all know this, but I have been privileged enough to have an one on one concert last year in july.
Anyways, I hope people who read this blog will have a listen because his music is great!

Facebook Page
Will Heard MOBO Acoustic Sessions

Made in Chelsea

2011-05-10T15:30:00.001-07:00

Made in Chelsea
More like made in gaylord ville.
I felt sick to my stomach in humiliation watching this last night. It cringed me that some of my friends know these losers.
Its so fake.
Number 1) The car scene with guidos Spencer and Hugo was obviously green screened in some shitty studio in south london.
Number 2) I was told by my intel that the Raffles scene was filmed during the day time as they couldnt actually have a real event that day. of course, they have no friends.
It was soooo awful! No one is really like that. No one hires a fucking Phantom Rolls Royce , they cant even afford it.
Are they that desperate for 600 quid per episode?
If i were to do something this degrading i would like minimum 10 grand.
I quite feel like grabbing a rifle and shooting them in the face.
Wanna be singer Caggie cannot even get the lyrics right of any of the songs she sang.
And the Troubadour does not have a dressing room for their 'artists'. That was clearly in the toilets. And its actually tiny, all those egos wouldn't of fit in.
And is Spencer and Funda (Aka Fondue, what the fuck is wrong with her name) are the worst couple ever. its like they met that day for the show, there is no chemistry and she's some mail order wife from Romania. 'Brazilian' my ass, she wishes.

Now this posh fucker needs to die.
He's obviously a fag and loves to suck cock.
That double chinned idiot girl was sooo paid to say "you're sooo hot i want to see you shirtless"
I would rather gag then see him naked, i do not want to be blinded my his albinoness!
It would be too much to handle as he is already so fucking hideous.
He's less a model and more Lucius Malfoy's hemaphrodite child.
That face and vainess is offensive.

Now don't get me started on this one.
Seriously how could this creature be 'straight'
this is sooooooo scripted for the show.
Fucking ridiculous.
He's the gayest creature on the earth.
Ive never seen anything like him with that sleek hair and fake tan.
I want to stab myself in the kidneys.

please go to seven seconds into it and look at him.
He's a joke.

Am i going to continue watching it?
of course!
this show makes me want to puke, therefore my bulimia will kickstart just in time for me to get in shape for summer!

Chat Roulette

2011-05-02T16:45:00.000-07:00

I casually returned to Chat Roulette.com just for some giggles as its always hilarious to come across weirdo losers or people jerking off. We returned to the new and improved version only to find many horny arab men asking for virtual sexxxxxx haha.
I miss the good old chat roulette days when Flynn would flash the world and we would dance in front of strangers while wearing sombreros.... my friends and i basically have no life.....

Stoner

2011-05-02T16:44:00.001-07:00

This is what i found on google images after typing in "Stoner"
hilarious

Happy 4/20 y'all

2011-04-20T16:20:00.001-07:00

Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]
Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

this pack is my dream.

Charlie Sheen Blow Up Doll

2011-04-20T16:14:00.000-07:00

Attention ladies!
Have you ever wanted to bone charlie sheen?
Well this your chance!

"“You don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don’t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin’ drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!”

why do people even make these? its ridiculous.
who wants to fuck charlie sheen anyways?
I mean if you want a laugh i guess....
From Lady Gaga to Charlie Sheen...WOW

Victoria Beckham is a very STIFF woman

2011-04-06T22:23:00.000-07:00

So I was discussing Victoria Beckham with my sister and we both came to a conclusion that she is a very stiff woman. Look how uncomfortable does she look? It looks as if she either has a giant dildo stuck up her ass or she needs to take a huge dump all the time. Seriously she looks so...sticky and angle-y and uber uncomfortable. It makes me twitch a little....

Test Magazine Editorial 2010

2011-02-17T09:29:00.000-08:00

Found these lovely images

love everything about them

VMAN x Kanye West Party

2011-02-17T07:45:00.000-08:00

Tuesday 15th of february

We all went to the VMAN x Kanye West party

Was intense!

The venue was crappy and weirdly set up.

I kept tripping up on this stupid paper they had put on the floor.

However the abundant flowing booze and good looking people was great.

Once again I was pushed by the King himself (like in paris)

This party was ridiculous!

Suddenly these cannons were pumping dollar bills into the air it was MAD

There was a combination of $5/$2/$1 bills along with Kanye Vman bills and golden tickets (for a free drink later on)

Everyone went crazy snatching the money up.

I made 22 dollars

However in all the crazyness I had a claustrophobia panic attack.

Couldnt breathe, was shaking and was about to vomit.

And then I had to go home....

First 3 photos are mine

All the other ones are from the cobrasnake

Be my Valentine?

2011-02-17T07:29:00.000-08:00

Happy Valentine's Day Suckers!

I went on a sexy ass date with my babe Vodka.

Indi, Clemmie, Richard, Jazzy, Sean, Alice, Olive and I went to meet Antonia and Kate (who was DJing that night) at Cabin.

It was an Opening Ceremony party where Tavi superstar fashion blogger was also DJing.

The night was really fun, except of course we abused our livers.

Ended up making drunken dinner plans with Jessica Szohr from Gossip Girl....

Then we ran off to the Lit Lounge where we took numerous shots and disapeared to the Bowery Hotel where we got kicked out for passing out on the bar and then ended up at Sing Sing where I rented a room....for 10 minutes!

Indi had fallen asleep on the couch and i was drunkenly rocking out to "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus.... don't even ask i can't remember.

It was the funnest valentines day ever!

(Polaroids coming soon)

Saturday 13th of February Vice Party

2011-02-17T07:10:00.001-08:00

On saturday we went to the Vice Party at Milk Studios, and it was TOO FUN!

Free cocktails and tequila

what a night!

So we found this trolley with dick shaped ice sculptures you could take shots from

of course we had to take it over and made it our job to get as many people to suck on it as possible!

It was hilarious!

People started thinking we were actual Deleon Tequila promoters or something.

We kept getting free bottles of tequila and doing shots

Jared Leto made an appearnce which was great because he's stunning.

it was too bashy!

Clemmie was hilarious and grabbed the ice sculpture in its full glory and tried to rape the pole dancer.

1) My blackberry camera

2-6) courtesy of i think you're swell

7-8) Equinox Photobooth

(My polaroids are coming soon! scanning time!)

VMAN Boxing Match & Bunker

2011-02-14T14:28:00.000-08:00

Indi, Clemmie, Albie and I went to an underground boxing match a couple weeks ago in a mall in chinatown. Was extremely random and crazy!!

Then we went to Bunker which was fun, except that everyone was bit too drunk by the end of it

Moncler Flash Mob NYC Fashion Week

2011-02-14T14:15:00.000-08:00

Sunday 13th of February 2011

Indi, Jazzy, Alice and I went to the Moncler flash mob party at Grand Central station.

It was really cool!

Normally I am not a fan but I must admit there was a really cool pair of red trousers I really want.

We were escorted to the other side the 'VIP' section, very snazzy of us.

Everyone was soooo 'fashion' ahah.

Got to check out mr Dan Humphrey (aka Penn badgeley) from Gossip Girl, he's quite sexy!

Anyways, the event was so quick!!

Apparantly the after party at Kenmare was really fun but after 5 days of drinking like it's the apocalypse I needed sleep as I had an 8am wake up call for work.

Needed to look fresh!

Well tonight party at Cabin!

Photos

1) Event photographer

2) The Cobrasnake

3&4) NY Racked

Charlotte Olympia Shoes

2011-02-03T10:24:00.000-08:00

These shoes are fantastic...

Cute, sexy, divine, stunning,amazing.

Quite expunsif though

the cheapest shoe i found online was 600 dollas

Anyone want to buy me either one on the top?

Key Words

2011-01-26T11:27:00.000-08:00

This made me giggle a little

Drop Dead Hilarious

2011-01-26T09:36:00.000-08:00

I just recently watched 1999's 'Drop Dead Gorgeous' starring Kirsten Dunst, Kirstie Aller, Denise Richards, and Brittany Murphy.

Its the best film i have ever seen.

It is soo right and soo wrong it makes a delicious combination of fantastical political incorrectness!

I was mega L(aughing)O(ut)L(oud) it was just amazing.

With quotes like these :

-Look at that one there. I think that she's had a boob job.
-Oh, come on. She's too young for a boob job.
-They do that at birth now, what are you talking about?

Beautiful as a whore's ass today, huh, boys?

I shoved your tap shoes in my panties before I was blown out of the house. You go find the guy who cut 'em off.

Then there's a bunch of stuff on mexican immigrants which is hilarious. so so rude

2011 MOVIES

2011-01-24T14:51:00.000-08:00

This Year I'm gonna spend a fucking shit load at the cinema!

Theres an amazing selection of fantastic movies coming out this year.

I am SUPER SUPER EXCITED FOR THIS!!!

These are a few of the dozens of movies coming out this year that I want to see

"Your Highness" - A Danny Mcbride Screenplay featuring himself and James Franco. What can i say...CANNOT WAIT FOR IT

"Pirates of the Carrabean 4"

"The Mechanic"

"Gnomeo and Juliet"

"Little Red Riding hood"

"Jane Eyre"

"Sucker Punch"

"the Eagle"

"Priest"

"I am number four"

"Beastly"

"Hall Pass"

"The Beaver"

"The Hangover 2"

"Arthur"

"Super"

"Hop"

"Water for Elephants"

"Scream 4"

"Thor"

"Kung Fu Panda 2"

"X-men : First Class"

"The Green Lantern"

"Transformers : Dark Side of The Moon"

"Captain America"

"Harry potter 7 part 2"

"Friends with benefits"

"the Help"

"Abduction"

"three Musketeers"

"Kaboom"

"Now"

"Twilight 4 part 1"

"Jack & Jill"

FUCK ME THERE"S SOO MUCH STUFF

Beer Googles

2011-01-13T13:05:00.000-08:00

"OMG i was sooo black out last night and I hooked up with the hottest guy"
HAH
Fat chance babe

True Beauty

2011-01-13T12:52:00.000-08:00

Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell, Bettie Page, Jayne Mansfield, Sophia Loren and Brigitte Bardot
are the epitome of beauty and glamour. These pin-ups are true goddesses.
Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Keira Knightley which ever Hollywood babe everyone is obsessing over these days have NOTHING on these women. Yes yes, they are still babes but these are the Original ones!

i love this photo! Sophia Loren checking out Jayne Mansfield's goods.

Justin Bieber and....nail varnish??

2011-01-13T12:43:00.000-08:00

so.... pre teens (and the occasional psycho 50 year old woman) are going crazy over Justin Bieber's nail varnish collection with OPI called Just another lonely girl or some gay ass shit like that. It WAS being sold at Target but it was sold out in like 30 seconds. The colours are heinous. Im sorry i dont want lime green sparkly puke colour on my nails.
I'm sorry, I seriously don't understand why JBiebs decided to make a nail varnish/polish line before going with the usual perfume or clothes designer path. Its sooo lame.
Would you date a dude who is a nail varnish designer or whatevs? NOOO
thats GAY!! I'm seriously considering his masculinity, especially since I've been checking out Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber, I mean this guy seriously looks like a chick.

Swimwear : Burkini

2011-01-13T12:36:00.000-08:00

DOn't have the bikini bod you dream about? Shy about your body? Have something to hide ;) ;) ? Or are you Muslim?
GET THE BURKINI
These badboys are hysterical. Must be sooo uncomfortable...I mean a wetsuit isnt too bad but you can get weird rashes and stuff...so just imagine that in the burkini.
This next one is a joke, a daring burkini. Obviously it doesn't actually exist because if any Muslim chick wore them she would get stoned to death. By stoned to death I don't mean hittin' up the bong til you die, I mean dudes will be throwing fucking rocks at you while you're buried in the ground with your head sticking out. It can take up to nearly a week to die being stoned to death....JEEZ.

Bling Bling

2011-01-13T12:34:00.000-08:00

These are so yummy I have to have them.
They are by kokon tozai and they are just too amazing...

Rare Michael Jackson Footage

2010-12-14T11:30:00.000-08:00

So so sosososososososo sweet!

Man....weird.... back when he was relatively normal.

MJ as a kid... pre surgery

I feel sorry for him

he's had a tough time even though he is a billionaire, his family situation was intense.

anyways here you go!

I LOVE THESE TYPES OF SHOWS

Girl Talk Artwork

2010-12-14T09:07:00.000-08:00

Its my motherfucking birthday

2010-12-14T09:03:00.000-08:00

its that time of the year again where i get just that little bit older.... urgh.

i can feel the wrinkles slowly developping.

Anyways its my birthday on thursday so can you bitches please start lining up to suck my diiiiiiiick!

joking joking, just getting over excited as ive never celebrated my birthday on earth...i've always been up in the air somewhere over the atlantic during this divine moment. I mean come on, something this important needs to be taken seriously. I'M AMAZING. worship me. thanks.

remember Myspace?

2010-12-14T09:00:00.000-08:00

Before my facebook addiciton - thanks Mark Zuckeberg! - myspace was da shit man.

All the 'hot' photos, the pedophile emails, and the constant band friend requests.

I loved it.

Obviously i have moved on to better things... however i found this and howled

I want.... nOIRE x DC Comics Jewelry

2010-12-13T06:34:00.000-08:00

nOIR jewelry and DC Comics have joined up to make these sick super hero themed rings/earrings/necklaces. AMAZING!

My faves are the Wonderwoman stuff + Bat Girl.

Vintage Megan Fox

2010-09-29T07:55:00.000-07:00

Ladies & Gentleman let me introduce you to Megan Fox's REAL face!!

TAH DAH!

The world's "sexiest" woman was inching towards Uber Guidette.

Dude, she was hot before, now she's taken it too far. Urgh, the pressured of Hollywood. Poor Girl. She's totally getting closer to Heidi Montag now facial wise.

The Second surgery made her look really hot, but there was something not quite right about her in Jennifer's Body.

Seriously this chick is 24 years old. WTF!!!

But I guess she wants to be a "sex icon"....

Best Nose Job in Hollywood Award goes to...

2010-09-29T07:43:00.000-07:00

BLAKE LIVELY

aka the most boring person on television

Although I find her SO SO SO SO SO BORING its Absolutely ridiculous how dull she is, she's very hot, and her nose is stunning. I watched Accepted last night and her nose was pre nose job, a phat nose. She definatly got it for a job boosting. haha. Anyways, I want her surgeon if I ever become that self obsessed and my self esteem gets that low I will get that nose haha.

Amanda Lepore

2010-09-29T06:19:00.000-07:00

Bloated lips, broken ribs...and that's just the beginning. Meet...

Through looking up stuff on the Club Kids, Amanda Lepore came up as she was part of that entourage.

I think she's so cool!

She's a transsexual Icon, and David LaChapelle's Muse.

he's one of my favourite photographers!

She's done so well for herself and has had an interesting life.

Plastic & Fantastic.

And She's A Heatherette Girl!

Club Kids

2010-09-29T05:16:00.000-07:00

I've recently been looking up stuff on the Club Kids in NYC late 80s-96. I find it really interesting, it was a nuts scene back then. The parties, the drugs, the costumes.... it was a whole different world they ruled. It all occured in NYC after Andy Warhol died, they were the new 'it' party cliques basically...the new factory but for all to join in on the fun. Very fascinating. The tragic murder of drug dealer angel by Michael Alig, the lead party monster. The film Party Monster with macauly culkin + seth green was based on this. The amount of drugs they took was gross....but i kinda wish i was there, everyone was free. There was no gender, no rules, freedom, haah.

The Strange Boys

2010-09-29T05:12:00.000-07:00

flynn showed me this band, they're the Strange Boys and they're fantastic.

I really like their stuff.

They're cute as well.

They're from Texas, where all the talent comes from these days in the USA.

Their music makes me happy!

Virtual Threeway

2010-09-29T04:53:00.000-07:00

Gotta LOVE iChat's threesome's ahah.

Stayed up until 4am talking to my stunner babes.

College has weird hours, and with my timezone difference it's always tricky to chat to them individually,

luckily i got the double whammy!

dreamy...

2010-09-29T04:52:00.001-07:00

They look divine... He's a stunner.

paris

2010-09-29T04:47:00.000-07:00

ADVENTURE TIME!

2010-09-28T18:08:00.000-07:00

Hey Hey Hey!

Guys, I'm off on an extreme five week adventure in Bhutan one of the last hidden paradises of this world! I'm sooo excited, yet extremely nervous!!! My boots arent yet broken in, so i hope i wont get trench foot like on my Alaskan adventure a few years ago!

Anyways I made a blog for it hope you read it!

YO PORTER!

enjoy xxx

TOM GREEN

2010-09-15T06:34:00.000-07:00

Tom Green is a motherfuckin' G!

He's hilarious and can freestyle amazingly. He's a downright weirdo and i'm totally feeling his flava. He's HILARIOUS!

here's are some videos to show why i'm suddenly loving Mr Green.

HE'S AWESOME!

HE TOTALLY RAPES XZIBIT IN THE ASS

eivissa

2010-09-05T16:26:00.001-07:00

Notting Hill Carnival two o ten

2010-09-05T16:13:00.000-07:00

googlelicious

2010-09-05T16:12:00.001-07:00

L.A sizzlin' summa

2010-09-05T16:04:00.001-07:00

Banana Republic Boner

2010-09-05T16:00:00.000-07:00

So basically banana republic wanted to show off their model's banana. I howled when I saw this! brilliant way to generate publicity as this has been on soo many blogs and all. It's all quite clever really.

Florence Welch vs Rupert Everett

2010-09-05T15:51:00.000-07:00

I find this hysterical...

I noticed that Florence Welch from

Florence & the Machine looks a lot

like rupert Everett in drag in the film

St. Trinians, the remake obviously.

THEY LOOK IDENTICAL!!

Hah.

I can't help myself.

I am quite proud I spotted it...

Although it does make me look like some creepy movie boff.

flower power

2010-09-05T15:44:00.001-07:00

I really like flowers, they're just pretty!!

only the two first photos are mine! the others are taken by friends of mine

Katy Perry

2010-06-16T11:07:00.000-07:00

people need to admit how cool she is. I mean look at this photo, shes a pimpin' chola.

Her songs may be quite crap - but very catchy i must say - but her videos are fun to watch, her husband is hysterical (russell brand) and her style is immense.

Pokemon vs Drugs

2010-06-16T11:04:00.000-07:00

Its funny how every children's character or cartoon is related something somewhat sexual or drugs or weird... For example this pokemon character, which i find hilarious. Also the Harry 'Pothead' jokes, Spongebong hemppants and other stuff...hmm...

Bottoms up

2010-06-16T11:02:00.001-07:00

Peaceful

2010-06-16T10:59:00.001-07:00

stunning images

by dustin lynn

by victoria lampley

Lady Gag Gag blow up doll

2010-06-16T10:55:00.000-07:00

WANNA FUCK LADY GAGA?

Well your dream has come true, here's a blow up doll that resembles her.

Although i wouldn't know who would really wanna fuck her. I mean out of all that makeup she looks pretty heinous.

"everybody's going goo-goo for Gag Gag! She's a sweet catholic schoolgirl who became a whore packing a little something more! Meet Lady Gag Gag, the deep-throat drag queen who'll suck the chrome off a disco ball faster than you can say Just Dance! This dirty lil' diva wants to take a ride on your disco stick and has all the right moves. Just add air and she’ll let you poke-her face. You won’t get caught in a Bad Romance this time! Ra ra oh la la!”"

Video's I'm Loving

2010-06-16T10:28:00.000-07:00

So I have recently watched some music videos that i find so amazing.

Although I am not the biggest fan of this song, I do love Katy Perry and her style, and worship Snoop Doog. Plus the video is insanely cool, loving the aice in wonderland/charlie and the chocolate factory theme

This is Hole's "Celebrity Skin", I love the song and the video is great too. Courtney Love is nuts but she's got style!

Another babe is Gwen Stefani in No Doubt, I love this video and this a good song. The colours and stuff, just great

Ludacris' "Stand Up' is a sick video too. He's just a party animal

This video is incredible, the scenes in that trippy castle in the jungle is in Mexico and its just amazing. Although i do think they rip off MGMT quite a bit.

i like this video, although i prefer the electric feel one better but i couldnt find it

I was obsessed with this video when i was younger, still love it

Most eminem videos are hysterical, i love all the colours and all!

The song is a piece of dumb shit but the video is great, and Beyonce looks INCREDIBLE in it. She's the ultimate babe.

Love this Erasure cover, and Brittany Murphy is in it.

I remember being 12 and loving this band, still do. Too happy that they're back together!

True Inspiration : Sue Sylvester

2010-05-09T15:18:00.000-07:00

Sue Sylvester is probably the best thing that has happened in TV in 2009. She is what makes Glee such a hit show. She is fantastic. There is no other word to describe her.

Jane Lynch (the actress) plays this sort of character in most films + tv shows.

I fucking love her.

Here are some quotes that make me howl laugh :

"Hipsters" are just ugly people who still get laid.

I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass.

I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.

Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!

ou'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.

All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties

I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one.

Typical Sloane on a Gap Yaaah

2010-05-09T15:15:00.000-07:00

Nick Sparks + Miley Cyrus = HAHA/SOB

2010-05-09T14:59:00.000-07:00

I haven't complained in a while, so I decided to unleash my feelings on this. Few of my friends and I went to see The Last Song, one of Nicholas Sparks novels turned into a movie, featuring Miley Cyrus. Mr Sparks has the power to make anyone cry, I bet he could make Sue Sylvester sob if she read one of the books. I sobbed whilst reading Dear John (the movie on the other hand was a combination of shit and vom) and The Notebook makes me a little sad at times.

I was a bit skeptical about watching the film as I had heard such bad reviews and Dear John was soo fucking shit I literally counted the minutes till it ended. We went anyways.

We came late as there was a fucking group of fatties in front us ordering everything and took their fucking time adding ketchup to their 75 hotdogs, and of course the ticket person was so incompetent I nearly went ape shit. The film's good so far, yadida, however Miley looks like a down syndrome female to male transexual going through the hormonal process as her voice is fucking deep (hey Barry White with a Tennesse accent!) and her lip + facial expressions did this weird flip or whatever that made her look soo fucking heinous I couldn't believe my eyes. It was a joke I swear. When all the shit goes down in the film I was crying, scratch that, sobbing, and then I would see her minging face and howl laugh so loudly. My friends experienced the same reaction, so obviously everyone agreed. SHE-MALE Cyrus made the cancer issue look funny cuz her face was goddam hilarious. Hello, makeup department? Yes, please DO your job cus home girl looks nasty.

I look around and see Ruby's face covered by her scarf, I tug it off to see if she was laughing, but then i see this scrunched up red and wet face from crying, and i dont think i have ever snorted sooo loudly in such a quiet place in laughter. Even Indi cried - which i have never witnessed in our friendship - and obviously Nancy and Lea sobbed too. But then it was like we were bi-polar because the moment Miley played her inspirational piano song we were howl laughing and then crying hysterically the next moment.

In conclusion, Miley (SHE-MALE) Cyrus was a shitty actress and fugly, Liam whatever he's called was a hottie, and Nicholas Sparks....no one can make me cry the way he does.

Geek is Chic

2010-05-09T14:45:00.000-07:00

Le Geek c'est Très très chic!

I have been reading this blog called Fashionably Geek.

Its great. I just love good sci-fi crap and the stuff they write is quite witty.

Geeks are hot, I mean come on! Seth Cohen from the OC and Dave Lizewski from Kick Ass (except for the whole 'I'm 20 and I got a 45 yr old chick preggers and we are now engaged! I am closer by age to her 13 yr old daughter!' thing. Cougars are meant to be hot, sweety you got it all wrong!)

the new generation

2010-05-09T14:43:00.001-07:00

this reality disgusts me.

how dare we be such a vile generation?

Gods Behaving Badly

2010-05-09T14:35:00.000-07:00

it was my friend Alex's birthday.

It was god themed.

there was a stripper

too fun!

Sid the Kid

2010-05-09T14:29:00.000-07:00

My friend has a great blog.

SID KID

She's awesome and posts great photos

yikes

2010-03-28T13:57:00.000-07:00

A 54 year old woman had

a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she
asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she
had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of
it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"

God replied: "I didn't fuckin' recognize you."

saturday bang bang

2010-02-04T10:31:00.001-08:00

Speidi are following me on Twitter

2010-02-04T10:20:00.001-08:00

HAHAH

my claim to fame.

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt are following me on twitter.

I find it hysterical considering I pretty much attacked her for her new heinous face!!

Avatar

2010-01-27T10:06:00.000-08:00

James Cameron's new blockbuster Avatar has generated a massive hype. Everyone has been going on and on about it. Knowing Cameron's previous work (Terminator, Titanic) and the amount of time AND money he used for this film, I knew we were going to be in for a ride.

I went to see in 3D last week for the first time, and to be honest I was quite disappointed.

The film was good, a little cheesy (especially the music) and the overly happy ending was a little cliche, the CGI/special effects were incredible, and Sam Worthington is hot! HOWEVER this hype fucked the experience up for me. Everyone was like "Its the BEST FILM EVER" yea, i mean its good but let's not go over board. I enjoy a good sci-fi film, but something was off when I watched Avatar.

First of all it was too damn long. My friend Indi was having a panic attack by then end because it was not ending. And i was getting a little bored. The battle scenes were good but I was not as gripped as I was watching Daybreakers a couple days before. And then the 3D at the Odeon was so shit (+ i was on the side seats) which kinda sucked...so my Avatar experience was quite disappointing.

Also, I think people with this 'post-avatar' depression are fucking RETARDED!!!! Seriously? People are commiting suicide because they think they can go to Pandora which is a fictional planet in the year 2154. therefore if you committed suicide now not only you would end up nowhere but because it is only 2010 and we dont have technology that advanced there would be no chance of ever going to Pandora in this life time. People, GET A LIFE! Several of my friends went through this popular 'post-avatar' depression claiming that humans are "ugly, stupid and evil". My friend started ranting about how "hideous we are" and how the Nabi (or whatever those giant decapitated smurfs are called) are so beautiful and graceful. Wow. The idea of going to Pandora would only interest me if there was a nice villa with normal food, oxygen, and regular beds. It would be an experience as it is beautiful (once again bravo on the CGI) but is earth really that awful? Get a grip. And I refuse to be chased by demented canine creatures (obviously copied from the Resident Evil film as the similarity is insane).

Look.Look.Look

2009-12-26T18:54:00.000-08:00

lily betrand-webb blog

great photos

CLICK ME

happy new year!

2009-12-24T11:53:00.000-08:00

welcome 2010!

let's all make out

merry xmas !

2009-12-24T11:47:00.000-08:00

miaow

2009-12-24T11:38:00.000-08:00

terry richardson

matt irwin

August in LA

2009-12-24T11:33:00.000-08:00

Glastonbury 2009

2009-12-24T11:25:00.001-08:00

New York Disposables

2009-11-26T12:26:00.001-08:00

young love @ webster hall

smoking on the subway on halloweenie

Scandalous New York City

2009-11-26T12:15:00.000-08:00

Download Podcast : crookers

2009-05-14T15:15:00.000-07:00

DOWNLOAD MAD DECENT PODCAST : CROOKERS

basically, copy + paste the link into your downloads.
great stuff

Star trek Party @ Ministry of Sound 18/04/09

2009-05-14T14:33:00.000-07:00

Such a Klingon Babe

best drink haha

Trailer Trash 18/04/09 (late)

2009-05-14T14:18:00.000-07:00

...

2009-05-05T14:41:00.000-07:00

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful
blonde wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where
he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of
one of my kids."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever beenunfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the
stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the
pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck
a carrot up my butt?"

"No, I'm your son's math teacher."

Golden Oldies

2009-05-05T14:21:00.000-07:00

Wow.
Flynn, Joe, and I at the Toilet Warehouse.
Xtina found these.
Such a looong time ago...'07 I think?

weknowwhatyoudidlastnight

VOGUE Street Style

2009-05-05T14:18:00.001-07:00

My girl cristina got style

Street Chic

20 March 2009, 09:00AM

South Molton Street – W1

Cristina Firpo, 19, student

"My scarf is from All Saints, my jacket is from Topshop and my sunglasses are by Ray-Ban. The top I have had for ages - I can't remember where it's from. I bought the boots from a little store in LA, and my bag is Miu Miu."

Vogue Article

Plant Fertiliser is so in 18/04/09

2009-04-29T16:15:00.000-07:00

The night of the eightteenth was an interesting night.
Cristina and I went off to Giulio's place East for some drinks.

Beauty Salon Gossip

2009-03-29T19:14:00.000-07:00

this pretty much has nothing to do with what I'm gona say (but you gotta love Kid Sister).

Got my nails done, and the woman, let's call her C, likes to chat.
She does a few celebs aparently and this is what she says :

1) She was meant to give Sharon Stone a beauty treatment, but once she stepped into the room, Miss Stone fired her because she was blonde, and only brunettes can give her manicures.
What a diva bitch, anyways, C still got paid.

2) She gave Brooke Sheilds a mani, but was not allowed to look at her.
For fucks sake, these people today. YOU ARE NOT GOD

and thats all I can remember...

Tasty

2009-03-29T19:11:00.000-07:00

Blake Lively & Leighton Meester
from Gossip Girl in the new Rolling Stone magazine
Such babes

Facebook Group

2009-03-23T05:00:00.000-07:00

I was looking at my Facebook groups and saw this one that just cracked me up
"The Ying Yang Twins Should Win a Nobel Prize"
http://www.facebook.com/groups.php#/group.php?gid=2223794117

The nobel prize is the most prestigious awards known to man. Winners have included Martin Luther King Jr., Albert Einstein, Mother Teressa, Woodrow Wilson and many others. The next winners should be Kaine and D-Roc Jackson, (know as the "Ying Yang Twins"). With inspirational songs such as: "Whistle While You Twurk", "Say I Yi Yi", "Bedroom Boom", "Pull my hair", "What You Be On My Dick For", and many others.

Although thier songs have "sick beats" and "hard rymes", the Ying Yang Twins lyrics speak out on the world's issues today. One of the more known lyrics come from 2005's Wait. With groundbreaking lines such as "Wait till you see my dick", and "beat that pussy up, beat that pussy up", and "walking round the club wit yo thumb in yo mouth, stick my dick in, take yo thumb out" If you belive in this righful cause then make sure the Ying Yang Twins get nominated for the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize. Even though the public can't vote, we can still fight for the cause!!! For more information on the Ying Yang Twins please visit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ying_Yang_Twins

(notice all the spelling mistakes)

Another one is this Harry Potter one.
People are rather creative these days.
http://www.facebook.com/groups.php#/group.php?gid=2533246860

Replace the word "wand" with "wang" in the Harry Potter series, and the results...definitive proof that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman:

--"Manners, Potter," said Snape dangerously. "Now, I want you to close your eyes."
Harry threw him a filthy look before doing as he was told. He did not like the idea of standing there with his eyes shut while Snape faced him, carrying a wang."

--"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering trough various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his wang hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."

--"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

--"He raised his own wang, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action, and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up, saying, 'Whoops- my wang is a little overexcited."

--A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

--"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

--Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

-"Professor Umbridge opened her handbag, extracted her own wang, which was an unusually short one, and tapped the blackboard sharply with it"

--- "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

--The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

---"He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them."

--"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip."

--"A wang was taken from you upon your arrival at the ministry today, Mrs Cattermole." Umbridge said "Eight-and-three-quarter inches,cherry,unicorn hair core. Do you recognize that description?"

---'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

---"The Deathstick, the Wang of Destiny, they crop up under different names through the centuries, usually in the possession of some Dark wizard who's boasting about them. Professor Binns mentioned some of them, but -- oh, it's all nonsense. Wangs are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's."

--"Mundungus reached for his wang, but Harry got there first."

--"Running to Daddy now, are you? Is his ickle boxing champ frightened of nasty Harry's wang?"

--"Don't put your wang there, boy!" roared Moody."

--"He and all the other Weasleys froze on the threshold, gazing at the scene in front of them, which was also suspended in mid-action, both Sirius and Snape looking toward the door with their wangs pointing into each other's faces and Harry immobile between them..."

--"Harry rubbed his wang feverishly until white sparks shot out of the end... which earned him a disapproving look from Fleur"

--" 'There was no need to stick the wand in that hard,’ he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. ‘It hurt.’"

Ron was waving his wang very vaguely in the direction on the ceiling without paying the slightest bit of attention to what he was doing. "Wow. You're actually going to go with Dumbledore...and try and destroy...wow."
"Ron, you're making it snow," said Hermione patiently, grabbing his wrist and redirecting his wang away from the ceiling from which, sure enough large white flakes had started to fall. Lavender Brown, Harry noticed, glared at Hermione from a neighboring table through very red eyes, and Hermione immediately let go of Ron's arm.

"Oh yeah," said Ron, looking down at his shoulders in vague surprise. "Sorry...looks like we've all got horrible dandruff now...."

Ron pulled out his wang but Hermoine pushed it away whispering dont

Ron let out a low dispairing groan.
Are you ok? said Harry urgently.
"My wang" said Ron in a shaky voice"look at my wang".
It had snapped almost in two. The tip was dangling limply. Held on by a few spinter
- Chamber of secrets

07/03/09 - Jeremy Scott Party @ Le Regine

2009-03-22T12:16:00.000-07:00

earlier this month, I briefly went back to Paris.
I dropped by the Jeremy Scott party during fashion week at Le Regine.
Wow, hectic. It was impossible to even get in. Thankfully I have my connections in this harsh world.
There were models everywhere. Some I recognize from whoring around in London, and others I've seen around Paris.
Kanye West and his bald lover Amber Rose were there. The Prince Kanye had his body guards move people from the stairs - which is the only place with reception - so I was pushed to the side while his majesty walked past....can you say short?
Anyways, party was good. Busy P was DJing, which is always good.

Spanish fashion designer...can't remember his name!!

Marie and my sister

Pretty.Young.Thing//MARCH 09 : ERIN WASSON

2009-03-22T12:07:00.000-07:00

Erin Wasson is this month's P.Y.T
She is such a babe.
And don't forget to check out her stuff at RVCA.
She is just too 'caliente'*

* Caliente = HOT in spanish, in case you people didnt know

Dead Goody

2009-03-22T11:58:00.000-07:00

Alright, I just want to say that Jade Goody's death earlier today is unfortunate.
death at age 27 of cancer is upsetting.
However, I found this woman repulsive, loud, unfunny, racist and unnecessary.
If you have fucking cancer why would you be on TV advertising your death?
I find that attention seeking, and disrespectful to other cancer patients.
I feel bad for her kids who had to go through this while being filmed. If my mom was dying I would want some sweaty camera man in my goddam face, and I wouldnt want to cry on TV for 6 million viewers to pity me.
I think the way she filmed her last days and made them so public was a last and quick way to get money. I think it is pathetic the way she 'pimped' cancer, and made some cash for her illness.
it makes me sick.
But i am still sad for her kids & family
r.i.p

Dakota Fanning All Grown Up?

2009-02-23T18:07:00.000-08:00

Dakota Fanning on this month's Jalouse cover.

a babe

East LDN 30/01/09

2009-02-04T17:43:00.000-08:00

East LDN : Shoreditch
Bar Music Hall to Trailer Trash
Indi, Max and I went to meet Bernie at the Bar Music Hall for some drinks.
well....stolen drinks. We took the cheap option and stole everyones drinks.
oh well.
Then we hit Trailer Trash where we refused to pay.
Bought a pen from the corner shop, and forged a stamp.
Got in for free and no queue.
Met up with Cristina, Giulia & Giulio.
Bumped into Pumba and Christian.
Trashed.

Max & Indi rock it out

Stolen drinks

Cristina Giulio Giulia

Pumba & Rachel

christian & gui

Naughtie Naughtie

2009-02-04T17:34:00.000-08:00

Naughtie's Birthday
Went from a near disaster to a success.
We were meant to hit up the Egg, but it was over 21.
Ended up in Camden at the Proud Galleries. It's a pretty nice venue.
Except for a few problems (vodka and wine bottles smashing)
and a few of the lot getting kicked out
it was good fun.

We Are Underage

2009-02-03T16:13:00.000-08:00

my younger sister's party
I was there to perv on everyone a.k.a make sure no one was drunk enough to jump out the window.
it was Interesting

oh...and happy birthday izzy

fornication

the lovely Tallulah

Monday Snow Day

2009-02-03T14:50:00.000-08:00

London. Snow Storm. Day Off.
Best Day Ever.
Had an epic snow ball fight.

Photos courtesy of Assisi